Cheaper Than A Shrink 歌词

Cheaper Than A Shrink 歌词
Cheaper Than A Shrink 歌词

Cheaper Than A Shrink 歌词
歌曲名:Cheaper Than A Shrink
歌手:Joe Nichols
专辑:Old Things New
Joe Nichols - Cheaper Than A Shrink
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I was sittin'' in a chair at the H&R Block
Some bean countin'' pencil pusher runnin'' up the clock
Said "I''d tallied up your numbers through the end of the year
Son,you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer."
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And I said "It''s cheaper than a shrink,you don''t have to think.
You just pour and drink.Yea 16.50 for a bottle of Jack,
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
Just a flip of the wrist and you''re gettin'' it done,
And gettin'' just as messed up and havin'' a lot more fun".
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And it''s cheaper than a shrink,you don''t have to think
You just pour and drink,yea it''s cheaper than a shrink.
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Now me and her had this little problem between us
Tryin'' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus
She said "Honey,I think we need to see a marital councilor".
I said "All we need to do is slam a case of 12 ouncers.
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Cause it''s cheaper than a shrink,you don''t have to think
You just pour and drink.''Bout 18 bucks will get you four 6 packs.
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
Just a flip of the wrist and you''re gettin'' it done,
And gettin'' just as messed up and havin'' a lot more fun".
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And it''s cheaper than a shrink,you don''t have to think
You just pour and drink,and it''s cheaper than a shrink.
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If liquor prices soar as high as gasoline,
Then I''da quit drinkin'' when I was 19.
It''s the oldest,most proven form of therapy
The best thing about it far as I can see is that it''s
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Cheaper than a shrink,mmm you don''t have to think
You just pour and drink,and it''s cheaper than a shrink.
Oh you just pour and drink and it''s a whole lot cheaper
Than some big town clock hound,drag it down shrink.