英语小报名和内容（要有翻译哦）急啊!

英语小报名和内容（要有翻译哦）急啊!
英语小报名和内容（要有翻译哦）急啊!

英语小报名和内容（要有翻译哦）急啊!
Visual Training
The squad were having “visual training”． One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field．The party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots,but unhesitatinglythe recruit replied：
“Sixteen men and a sergeant,sir．”
“Right；but how do you know there's a sergeant there?”
“He's not doing any digging,sir．”
视力训练
班里正在进行“视力训练”.一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数.采掘队在很远的地方,那些人看起来只是一些小点儿.但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答.
“十六个兵外加一个中士,长官.”
“正确,可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士?”
“他不干活,长官.”
(英语幽默)
Two Birds
Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?
Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher:Please tell us.
Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师：这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀.谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
学生：我指不出,但我知道答案.
老师：请说说看.
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子.
"Can you tell me what fish net is made,Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
鱼网
"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗," 老师发问道.
"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了." 小女孩回答道.
昨天夜里我爸妈表演“混合双打”
Teacher of Physical Education:Have you ever seen mixed doubles,boys?
体育老师：孩子们,你们见过男女混合双打吗?
Nick:Yes,sir.Quite of ten.I saw it even last night.
尼克：见过,老师,经常见.就在昨天夜里我还见过呢!
Teacher:Please tell us some thing about it.老师：那你给大家讲讲当时的情形吧.
Nick:Oh,sorry,sir.My father always says,"Domestic shame should not be published.”
尼克：啊,对不起,老师.我爸爸常说:“家丑不可外扬.”(
1．we two who and who?咱俩谁跟谁阿
2．how are you how old are you?怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers !together up !
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
4．as far as you go to die
有多远,死多远!
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!
有事起奏,无事退朝
6．you me you me
彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!
你给我站住!
8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之,不知为不知…
9．WATCH SISTER
表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
12．one car comeone car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
(车祸现场描述 )
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有,要命一条
17．I call Li old big.toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25.
18．you have two down son
你有两下子.
19.好好学习,天天向上：good good study,day day up!
20.people mountain people sea!
Lily/.

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