作业帮英语小报的名称要出英小报,有没有名称,笑话,文章等
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英语小报的名称要出英小报,有没有名称,笑话,文章等
英语小报的名称
要出英小报,有没有名称,笑话,文章等
英语小报的名称要出英小报,有没有名称,笑话,文章等
名字：English 王国
笑话：He Won
Tommy:How is your little brother,Johnny?Johnny:He is ill in bed.He hurt himself.
Tommy:That's too bad.How did that happen?
Johnny:We played who could lean furthest out of the window,and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?
约翰尼：他害病卧床了.他受了伤.
汤姆：真糟糕,怎么回事儿?
约翰尼：我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了.
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,"What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan."I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里.他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”
“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说.
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问.
“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说.“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢
文章：A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.He takes his first sip and sets it down.While he is looking around the bar,a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey.The barman replies the piano player.The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No,but if you hum it,I'll play it."
Note
sip ：吮吸
中文翻译：一男子去酒吧,点了一杯啤酒.他喝了一口放下.当他环视酒吧时,发现一只猴子荡下来,在他阻止之前,偷走了啤酒.该男子问酒吧招待,这只猴子是谁的.服务员回答说是钢琴手的.男子走到钢琴手面前问：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒吗?”钢琴手回答说：“没有,但是如果你能哼唱,我会为你演奏的.”