谁有英语笑话,要最搞笑的哦!要有中文翻译

谁有英语笑话,要最搞笑的哦!要有中文翻译
谁有英语笑话,要最搞笑的哦!
要有中文翻译

谁有英语笑话,要最搞笑的哦!要有中文翻译
Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
搞笑的翻译
how are you how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不 鸟我,我也不 鸟你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers !together up !
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!
有事起奏,无事退朝
6．you me you me
彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!
你给我站住!
8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之,不知为不 知...
9．WATCH SISTER
表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole!
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不 足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有,要命一条
17．I call Li old big.toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25.
18．you have two down son.
你有两下子.
19．as far as you go to die
有多远,死多远!
20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不 要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
昔孟母：Once a great mother,Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 Dou,the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness