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几个英语笑话带翻译的
几个英语笑话带翻译的
几个英语笑话带翻译的
One or Two
Customer:Waiter,I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.
Waiter:Just a moment,sir and I'll cut it in two.
顾客：服务员,我盘子里怎么只有一块肉?
服务员：先生,请稍候,我去把它切成两块.
Father and Son
Son:Is it true,Dad,I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad:That happens in every country,son.
儿子：爸爸,听说在非洲的一些地方男人在结婚前根本不认识他的妻子.
父亲：孩子,实际上所有的国家都是这样的.
It depends
Traveler:Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?
Ticket agent:That depends on how fast you can run.It left fifteen minutes ago.
旅行者：我还能赶上3点钟那班到多伦多的火车吗?
售票员：那得看你跑得有多快.火车15分钟前开出.
To be on the Safe Side
In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up,makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer（门厅,大厅） .A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:
Excuse me,was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?
Yes,but it doesn't really matter.It didn't hurt at all.
Oh,no,it isn't that.I only want to make sure that this is my row.
在一家电影院里,一名观众在演出期间站了起来,沿着他那排位子走到休息室去了.几分钟后,他回到那排位子并问坐在首位的那位男士道：
对不起,请问我刚才出去的时候是踩着你的脚吗?
是的,不过没什么关系,一点也不疼.
噢,不,我不是这个意思.我只是想确认一下这是不是我的那排位子.