一篇趣味英语故事（帮忙译一下）Manage with a smileA man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town,where he planned to stay on his holidays.He wrote:I would very much like to bring my dog with me.He is very clean and very well be

一篇趣味英语故事（帮忙译一下）Manage with a smileA man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town,where he planned to stay on his holidays.He wrote:I would very much like to bring my dog with me.He is very clean and very well be
一篇趣味英语故事（帮忙译一下）
Manage with a smile
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town,where he planned to stay on his holidays.He wrote:I would very much like to bring my dog with me.He is very clean and very well behaved.Would you be kind enough to allow me to keep him in my room at night?
The hotel manager replied immediately:
Dear sir,I have been running this hotel for many years.In all that time,I've never had a dog steal towels,bed-clothes or silver ware or picture off the walls.
I've never had to take a dog away at midnight for being drunk and disorderly.And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.Yes,Indeed,your dog is welcome at my hotel,and if your dog will pay for you,you are welcome to stay here,too.
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一篇趣味英语故事（帮忙译一下）Manage with a smileA man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town,where he planned to stay on his holidays.He wrote:I would very much like to bring my dog with me.He is very clean and very well be
一名男子给一家在中西部的小旅店写信,他打算在那过他的假期.他写到：我非常愿意带着我的狗一起去,它很干净,很乖.您能否通融一下允许我的狗晚上呆在我的房间里呢? 旅店经理回信： 亲爱的先生,我已经经营这个旅店很多年了.在这些年中,从来没有狗用的毛巾,睡衣,或者金银制品或者贴在墙上的画.
我从来没有在半夜喝醉了之后把狗赶出去.也从没有为狗狗而设的帐单.事实上,你的狗在我的旅店是受欢迎的,如果你的狗能为你付帐,那么也欢迎你呆在这里.

一名男子写了一封信给一家小酒店，在中西部城市，在那里他打算留在他的假期.他写道：我很想把我的狗跟我。他也很干净，很不乖。你会得到一种足以让我将他留在我的房间里，晚上呢？
饭店经理立即回答：
亲爱的主席先生，我一直在跑这家酒店多年。在那段期间内，我从来没有过的狗偷毛巾，床单衣服或金银制品或图片小康墙壁。
我从来没有被迫采取狗以外，在午夜被喝醉了，无序。我从来没有一只狗失...

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一名男子写了一封信给一家小酒店，在中西部城市，在那里他打算留在他的假期.他写道：我很想把我的狗跟我。他也很干净，很不乖。你会得到一种足以让我将他留在我的房间里，晚上呢？
饭店经理立即回答：
亲爱的主席先生，我一直在跑这家酒店多年。在那段期间内，我从来没有过的狗偷毛巾，床单衣服或金银制品或图片小康墙壁。
我从来没有被迫采取狗以外，在午夜被喝醉了，无序。我从来没有一只狗失控，就一间酒店法案。是的，的确，你的狗是在欢迎我的酒店，如果您的狗将支付你的，我们也欢迎你在这里呆着

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