谁有幽默英语文章?拜托各位了 3Q单词150左右~要英汉双译 O(∩_∩)O谢谢·~

谁有幽默英语文章?拜托各位了 3Q单词150左右~要英汉双译 O(∩_∩)O谢谢·~
谁有幽默英语文章?拜托各位了 3Q
单词150左右~要英汉双译 O(∩_∩)O谢谢·~

谁有幽默英语文章?拜托各位了 3Q单词150左右~要英汉双译 O(∩_∩)O谢谢·~
已解决问题 收藏 转载到QQ空间 嚴重求助：急需一篇幽默的英語文章 5 [ 标签：幽默,文章 ] 英語課前要縯講,但是找不到文章,希望大傢幫幫忙,找一下.★天使♀之淚 回答:4 人气:8 解决时间:2007-12-31 10:06 满意答案无声胜有声 Maybe you don’t know Walt Disney,but you must know Disneyland（迪斯尼乐园）.If you don’t know Disneyland,you must know Mickey Mouse（米老鼠）and Donald Duck（唐老鸭）.Walt Disney was an American.He was born on December 5,1901.And he died on December 15,1966.He died of illness.Walt Disney had three brothers and one sister.He enjoyed drawing when he was very young.He was good at drawing.When he sold his first drawing to his neighbors,he was only seven years old!He got married in 1925.And he had two daughters.Disney was very rich,but he was frugal（朴素的）.He spent most of his money on his work.In 1928,he created the famous character———“Mickey Mouse”,which made him famous to the world.On July 18,1955 Disney opened his first Disneyland in California（加利福尼亚）.He was also interested in making TV programmes.Besides （除此之外）he founded（建立）a new university called California Institute of the Arts（加利福尼亚艺术学院）.Walt Disney is a great person.Although he died people all over the world will remember him for ever.He is deeply loved by world wide people.He was a clever,imaginative（富有想象力的）and creative（富于创造性的）man.He brought joy and happiness to the people of every country.He is a hero of the 20th century.希望能让您感到幽默.

man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a seco...

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man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟." Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?" 两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办？” Talking clock 会说话的钟 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?" "Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!" 一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓，甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的？”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了，那是一个会说话的钟”，学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”，他的朋友问。“看着，别眨眼了”，那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子，拼命地敲了一下，声音震耳欲聋。突然，他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫，“别敲了，你这白痴！现在是凌晨两点钟了！” Secret For a Long Life A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise." "Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six." 长寿秘诀 一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。 “我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？” “我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。” “哦，真神奇，”女士说。“你高寿？”

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