英语翻译世界上不得不承认的七个事实：1.你不可以将肥皂水放在你的眼睛里.2.你数不了你有多少头发.3.当你舌头伸出来的时候你不能用鼻子呼吸.4.你正在做第三条.5.当你在做第三条的时候,

英语翻译世界上不得不承认的七个事实：1.你不可以将肥皂水放在你的眼睛里.2.你数不了你有多少头发.3.当你舌头伸出来的时候你不能用鼻子呼吸.4.你正在做第三条.5.当你在做第三条的时候,
英语翻译
世界上不得不承认的七个事实：1.你不可以将肥皂水放在你的眼睛里.2.你数不了你有多少头发.3.当你舌头伸出来的时候你不能用鼻子呼吸.4.你正在做第三条.5.当你在做第三条的时候,其实你觉得是可行的,但是你看起来会像只小狗一样.6.你现在在笑

英语翻译世界上不得不承认的七个事实：1.你不可以将肥皂水放在你的眼睛里.2.你数不了你有多少头发.3.当你舌头伸出来的时候你不能用鼻子呼吸.4.你正在做第三条.5.当你在做第三条的时候,
Seven truths you must admit in this world:1.You cannot put soap into your eyes 2.You cannot count how many hair you have 3.You cannot breathe when you are sticking your tongue out 4.You are trying the third statement 5.You find out when you are trying out the third statement,it can be done 6.You are laughing now

Sevenfacts about the worldhad to admit: 1you can't takethe soapy waterand put it in your eyes.2 youcan't counthow much of yourhair.3whenyou stick out your tongueyou can'tbreathe through the nose.4you are doingthird.5when you are in athird time,youthink it is feasible,but youlook likea dog.6you arelaughing

其实你最主要的目的是整人吧

Accidents happened to a plane, there were a Chinese, an American and a Frenchman, a Japeneseon on the plane. The pilot said " Come on, one should jump down. Otherwise everybody will die " The American...

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Accidents happened to a plane, there were a Chinese, an American and a Frenchman, a Japeneseon on the plane. The pilot said " Come on, one should jump down. Otherwise everybody will die " The American stood up at once and shouted: Long live U.S.A.! Then he jumped. But soon the pilot again asked another one to jumps down. Then the Frenchman jumped down with shouting long live France! However quickly, the pilot requested one more should jump down. The Chinese stood up, went to the gate, at this moment, that Japanese holded his hands at once and said " Chinese are excellent ! "But Chinese kicked him down and shouted " long live China ! Overthrow the Japanese! "
系统居然怀疑我灌水，我身边又没有水龙头.

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