急要1篇英文笑话或故事duty report喇,求1篇英语笑话或英语故事喇...不要好长得那种喇也不要只有60字左右得那些 中等就好..急要..初1水平就好喇..谢喇..对吖...忘记一样重要得..最好能提上问题

急要1篇英文笑话或故事duty report喇,求1篇英语笑话或英语故事喇...不要好长得那种喇也不要只有60字左右得那些 中等就好..急要..初1水平就好喇..谢喇..对吖...忘记一样重要得..最好能提上问题
急要1篇英文笑话或故事duty report喇,
求1篇英语笑话或英语故事喇...
不要好长得那种喇也不要只有60字左右得那些
中等就好..急要..初1水平就好喇..谢喇..
对吖...忘记一样重要得..
最好能提上问题..
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急要1篇英文笑话或故事duty report喇,求1篇英语笑话或英语故事喇...不要好长得那种喇也不要只有60字左右得那些 中等就好..急要..初1水平就好喇..谢喇..对吖...忘记一样重要得..最好能提上问题
When George was thirty-five,he bought a small plane and learned to fly it.He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.
George had a friend.His name was Mark.One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane.Mark thought,"I've travelled in a big plane several times,but I've never been in a small one,so I'll go."
They went up,and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air.
When they came down again,Mark was very glad to be back safely,and he said to his friend in a shaking voice,"Well,George,thank you very much for those two trips in your plane."
Gerogy was very surprised and said,"Two trips?"
"Yes,my first and my last," answered Mark.

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
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Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."
为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

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there are 3 old friend gathering around together
first said:"windy , isn't it ?"
second one replied:"no , it's thursday."
third said:"yeah! me too , let go and have some tea"
第一个说windy...

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there are 3 old friend gathering around together
first said:"windy , isn't it ?"
second one replied:"no , it's thursday."
third said:"yeah! me too , let go and have some tea"
第一个说windy,但第二个听成了wednesday,所以他说了今天是thursday,第三个却把thursday听成了thirsty,所以他说yeah! me too , let go and have some tea

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这个笑话挺好笑的.生字应该不多.你自己也学查查字典.(我说个大意噢:一位伊利若州男子离开 冰天雪地的芝加哥到佛罗
里达州度假.他的妻子正在外地公干,准备到时候在佛州会合.该男子到了佛州,驻进酒店,就急忙给他妻子发电子邮件.但是他将太太的网址打错一个字母,结果这封邮件发到了一位牧师太太手里,她的丈夫前一天刚过世,她为此在伤心欲绝.当她打开这封错发来的邮件时,惨叫一声,两腿一蹬,死了.

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这个笑话挺好笑的.生字应该不多.你自己也学查查字典.(我说个大意噢:一位伊利若州男子离开 冰天雪地的芝加哥到佛罗
里达州度假.他的妻子正在外地公干,准备到时候在佛州会合.该男子到了佛州,驻进酒店,就急忙给他妻子发电子邮件.但是他将太太的网址打错一个字母,结果这封邮件发到了一位牧师太太手里,她的丈夫前一天刚过世,她为此在伤心欲绝.当她打开这封错发来的邮件时,惨叫一声,两腿一蹬,死了.
邮件是这样写的:
亲爱的,
我刚来报到.正准备迎接你明天的到来.
爱你的夫君
对了,这下面真的好热唉.(Illinois是美国东部一个州.冬天很冷.Florida在美国南部,一年气候都比较热. )
A BIG E-mail Mistake 一封致命的邮件
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
双关语:1热:佛州天气,2.炼狱
down :1.佛州(美国南方,在地图下方)
2.地狱

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Teacher:Jammy,what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?
Jammy:I don't know.
Teacher:Correct.