谁能给我一个英语笑话,有中文翻译

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谁能给我一个英语笑话,有中文翻译
谁能给我一个英语笑话,有中文翻译

谁能给我一个英语笑话,有中文翻译
The Perfect Son.(完美儿子)
A:I have the perfect son.(我有一个完美的儿子)
B:Does he smoke?(他吸烟么?)
A:No,he doesn't.(不,他不吸烟)
B:Does he drink whiskey?(他喝威士忌么?)
A:No,he doesn't.(不,他不喝)
B:Does he ever come home late?(他曾晚归么?)
A:No,he doesn't.(不,从未)
B:I guess you really do have the perfect son.How old is he?
(那么我想你真的有一个完美儿子了,他多大呢?)
A:He will be six months old next Wednesday.(下个周三他就满6个月了.)

Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days?
Tom: Every month.
爸爸:告诉我汤姆,哪个月有28天呢?
汤姆:每个月都有啊!

A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the ...

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A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
你应该可以看懂。。。呵呵

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The Perfect Son. (完美儿子)
A: I have the perfect son. (我有一个完美的儿子)
B: Does he smoke? (他吸烟么?)
A: No, he doesn't. (不,他不吸烟)
B: Does he drink whiskey? (他喝威士忌么?)
A: No, he doesn't. (不,他不喝)<...

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The Perfect Son. (完美儿子)
A: I have the perfect son. (我有一个完美的儿子)
B: Does he smoke? (他吸烟么?)
A: No, he doesn't. (不,他不吸烟)
B: Does he drink whiskey? (他喝威士忌么?)
A: No, he doesn't. (不,他不喝)
B: Does he ever come home late? (他曾晚归么?)
A: No, he doesn't. (不,从未)
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
(那么我想你真的有一个完美儿子了,他多大呢?)
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. (下个周三他就满6个月了。)

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