谁给我一个2分钟的英语笑话

谁给我一个2分钟的英语笑话
谁给我一个2分钟的英语笑话

谁给我一个2分钟的英语笑话
A Blind Beggar
There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money.
A drunk man walked by,thinking the beggar was pitiful,threw him a hundred dollars.
After walking a few steps,the drunkard turned around to see the blind man holding the money up to the sunlight to check if it was genuine.
The drunk man,feeling cheated,ran back and snatched the money back,“You’re gonna die!How dare you cheat me…”
The blind man,not wanting to feel like a cheater,retorted,“Hey man,I’m sorry,
I’m just here to replace my friend who really is blind.He went to the bathroom,and should be right back… Actually… I’m mute.”
“Oh,oh,in that case...” whereupon the drunk threw the money back and stumbled away.
醉汉和盲人乞丐
在路边一个盲人乞丐戴着墨镜在街上行乞.一个醉汉走过来,觉得他可怜,就扔了一百元给他.
走了一段路,醉汉一回头,恰好看见那个盲人正对着太阳分辨那张百元大抄的真假.
醉汉过来一把夺回钱道：“你不想活了,竟敢骗老子!”
盲人乞丐一脸委屈说：“大哥,真对不起啊,我是替一个朋友在这看一下,他是个瞎子,去上厕所了,其实我是个哑巴.”
“哦,是这样子啊!”于是醉汉扔下钱,又摇摇晃晃地走了……
What a big deal
A young businessman had just started his business,and rented a beautiful office.Sitting there,he saw a man come into the outer office.Wishing to appear busy,the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working.He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally,he hung up and asked the visitor."Can I help you?" The man said,"Sure.I've come to install the phone."
我是来装电话的
一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意,就租了一个漂亮的办公室.一天,他坐在办公室里,看到有一个人在外面,于是他就装作生意很忙的样子,拿起电话胡吹乱侃,还不停的甩出几个大数字,好像在谈一笔大买卖.
到了最后,他终于挂了电话,问来访的人,“有事儿嘛?”那个人回答,“我是来给你安装电话的.”

A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footi...

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A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"
摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口，一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来，没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚，仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她，她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下，对我挤了一下眉，说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？”

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