谁有短小精悍的英语故事或者英语笑话（带翻译）很急

谁有短小精悍的英语故事或者英语笑话（带翻译）很急
谁有短小精悍的英语故事或者英语笑话（带翻译）很急

谁有短小精悍的英语故事或者英语笑话（带翻译）很急
Mrs.Brown:Oh,my dear,I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs.Smith:But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs.Brown:It's no use,my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦,
亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
布朗夫人：没有用的,我的小狗不认识字.”
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with
the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents
more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.
“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老
太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
The Perfect Son.
A:I have the perfect son.
B:Does he smoke?
A:No,he doesn't.
B:Does he drink whiskey?
A:No,he doesn't.
B:Does he ever come home late?
A:No,he doesn't.
B:I guess you really do have the perfect son.How old is he?
A:He will be six months old next Wednesday.
完美儿子
A:我有一个很完美的儿子.
B:他抽烟吗?
A:不抽.
B:他喝威士忌酒吗?
A:不喝.
B:他会不会很晚回家?
B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子.那他多大了?
A:下个星期三就满6个月了.

The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鸽子
A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard. Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwi...

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The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鸽子
A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard. Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself terribly. Having broken her wings by the blow, she fell to the ground, and was caught by one of the bystanders.
Zeal should not outrun discretion.
有只鸽子口渴得很难受，看见画板上画着一个水瓶，以为是真的。他立刻呼呼地猛飞过 去，不料一头碰撞在画板上，折断了翅膀，摔在地上，被人轻易地捉住了。
这是说，有些人想急于得到所需的东西，一时冲动，草率从事，就会身遭不幸。

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A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous bec...

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A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
谁更有礼貌？
一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。

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A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to
the man beside him.
"What a terrible voice." He said. "Do you know who she is?"
"Yes." the man beside him answered. ...

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A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to
the man beside him.
"What a terrible voice." He said. "Do you know who she is?"
"Yes." the man beside him answered. "She is my wife."
"Oh, I'm sorry." he said. "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is too bad.
I wonder who wrote that awful song."
"I did." said the man.
巧合
台上一个女士正在放声高歌，台下的一个听众跟他旁边的一个男人抱怨说，
“这是什么嗓子啊？你知道她是谁吗？”
那个男人回答，“她是我老婆。”
“哦，抱歉，抱歉，我的意思是说她嗓子不差，就是曲子太难听了。
我真是想不到谁会写出这么难听的曲子呢？”
那个男人回答，“是我写的！”

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